Wine Puns That Are Grape Fun

Short & Funny Wine Puns

  • You had me at merlot.
  • Sip happens.
  • I’m on cloud wine.
  • Wine not?
  • You’re my main squeeze.
  • Stop and smell the rosé.
  • Grape minds drink alike.
  • This might be my second glass… or third.
  • In wine we trust.
  • A day without wine is just grape-ful thinking.Wine Puns 1

Wine Captions for Social Media

  • Powered by wine and good vibes.
  • Rosé all day.
  • Sip back and relax.
  • Wine a little, laugh a lot.
  • Just one more glass… maybe two.
  • Keep calm and pour wine.
  • Life is too short to drink bad wine.
  • Age gets better with wine (and so do I).
  • Serving looks and merlot.
  • Cheers to pour decisions.Wine Puns 2

Cheeky Wine Puns

  • You’re the wine that I want.
  • We make a great pear.
  • I love you more than wine (just kidding).
  • You had me at “open bottle.”
  • Let’s get corked.
  • You’re grape-tastic.
  • I’m totally crushed on you.
  • Our love is vintage.
  • Sip me baby one more time.
  • Wine together, shine together.Wine Puns 3

Wine Pun Names (Fun & Creative)

  • Merl-oh My
  • Sip Happens
  • Cork & Roll
  • Grape Escape
  • Pour Decisions
  • Vino Vibes
  • Rosé Squad
  • The Tipsy Grape
  • Corky Business
  • Sip & Giggle

 

 

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